Twisted Yarn

Then the gurgly voice started in, "Goo goo ga ga, baby needs a diaper change." Jason's sphincter tightened up faster than a jennifer lopez record falls on the billboard chart. "Goo goo ga ga..." said the voice, and Jason slowly reached down pulling up his shorts as he stood.

"Baby needs a di-," the voice stopped as the bathroom door opened and someone else walked in. Jason could barely breathe as he heard a radio transmission, "All units be on alert for murder suspects."

"Oh SHIT," Jason though to himself... It's a cop! Keeping an eye on the booties next door, he made his move and quickly exited the stall and exchanged "Hi's" with the cop who grabbed his place in the stall. He hauled ass to the table where Chris was examining his Business Woman's Special.

Feigning a smile and without opening his teeth he quietly demanded, "Let's. Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. Here!"