Friday, April 15, 2005
Bugaboo
>COUGH!<
>COUGH!<
"Damn mothafuckas!" the one known as Beyonce cacked, as she stood up and brushed off the dark green, sequined mini she wore, designed exclusively by her mother.
"Well, I am sure we can find someone to give us a lift girl", Michelle confided, brushing her hair away from her face and standing.
" I don't want a FUCKIN' lift! I am a STAR! I shouldn't be on this damn dirt road in the middle of nowhere with you two fuckin' washups! I MADE our group! Without me, ya'll be two lil' nappyheeaads still livin' up in Texas!"
And with that, a silver Escale sped by and rammed into the sparkly diva, knocking her ass 40 feet in the air and leaving a serious dent in the front of the vehicle.
"Dayum. I have been wanting to do that for toooooo long, girls!" a voice purred, the tinted window slowly inching down on the perp car.
It was none other than Maxine from the hit girl group En Vogue!
"That bitch stole our act!" she sneered through the windshield as the luscious booty once known as Beyonce finally landed in the ditch on the side of the road.
"C'mon girls!" Maxine motioned to Kelly and Michelle. "It ain't yo' fault that bitch had a damn ego tha size of that fat ass o' hers! Get in! We'll drive you to Texas! We gon' run over that bitches momma too! I HATE them fuckin' dresses she make!"
Kelly and Michelle approached the car apprehensively, the back doors opening to expose a crowded clown car of girl groups from the past.
Members of En Vogue, SWV, Xscape, and Brownstone were smiling towards the newbies, all cramped up in the ride.
"Come on in, sistas!" they all cooed in unison.
The two looked at each other and entered the car, smirking over their shoulders and that dead-ass diva in the ditch.
"Now let's go after that momma o' hers!" Kellie growled as the back door closed and the car sped off, laughter trailing off into the night and the loud sound of bass and harmonizing R&B filling the air...
>COUGH!<
"Damn mothafuckas!" the one known as Beyonce cacked, as she stood up and brushed off the dark green, sequined mini she wore, designed exclusively by her mother.
"Well, I am sure we can find someone to give us a lift girl", Michelle confided, brushing her hair away from her face and standing.
" I don't want a FUCKIN' lift! I am a STAR! I shouldn't be on this damn dirt road in the middle of nowhere with you two fuckin' washups! I MADE our group! Without me, ya'll be two lil' nappyheeaads still livin' up in Texas!"
And with that, a silver Escale sped by and rammed into the sparkly diva, knocking her ass 40 feet in the air and leaving a serious dent in the front of the vehicle.
"Dayum. I have been wanting to do that for toooooo long, girls!" a voice purred, the tinted window slowly inching down on the perp car.
It was none other than Maxine from the hit girl group En Vogue!
"That bitch stole our act!" she sneered through the windshield as the luscious booty once known as Beyonce finally landed in the ditch on the side of the road.
"C'mon girls!" Maxine motioned to Kelly and Michelle. "It ain't yo' fault that bitch had a damn ego tha size of that fat ass o' hers! Get in! We'll drive you to Texas! We gon' run over that bitches momma too! I HATE them fuckin' dresses she make!"
Kelly and Michelle approached the car apprehensively, the back doors opening to expose a crowded clown car of girl groups from the past.
Members of En Vogue, SWV, Xscape, and Brownstone were smiling towards the newbies, all cramped up in the ride.
"Come on in, sistas!" they all cooed in unison.
The two looked at each other and entered the car, smirking over their shoulders and that dead-ass diva in the ditch.
"Now let's go after that momma o' hers!" Kellie growled as the back door closed and the car sped off, laughter trailing off into the night and the loud sound of bass and harmonizing R&B filling the air...
# posted by Trav @ 4/15/2005 09:33:00 AM 
