Twisted Yarn

"Now that you've rescued me, I have to tell you something," Patty said while fixing her bun. "There's a reason why you came upon me in that meat truck."

The guys looked at each other with the "oh great, another bible thumper" look on their faces.

"You're going to think I'm crazy..." she paused.

"Why would we think that?" Jason replied, while Chris held in a fit of laughter coming on.

"...I'm Jason's biological mother and I was calling out to him with the powers of my mind."