Sunday, April 24, 2005
Mind Melding Melee'
Patty calmly listened to the two young boys in the front of the car yammer on about how their lives were suddenly in turmoil.
Her life had taken a turn for the worse too.
But what a wonderful turn! She was able to meet her long lost son!
Her telepathic powers placed her in the back bed of that yokel's truck. She could have easily used her telekinetic abilities to release her restraints, but she waited patiently, digesting a mouthful of hand sanitizer all in the love for her long lost son.
"Jason, pull off the road at this next truck stop", she softly but sternly demanded.
Jason, busy conversing with his friend, twisted his head to the back seat, and listening to his long lost "mom", quickly turned the wheel so that they all went barreling into the parking lot of the "Take a Load Off Truck and Gas Stop".
Patty could sense that it was time for them to lay low a while.
Plus, she was dying for one of those Hostess Ding Dongs. The cream-filled center practically had her moist with anticipation.
Her life had taken a turn for the worse too.
But what a wonderful turn! She was able to meet her long lost son!
Her telepathic powers placed her in the back bed of that yokel's truck. She could have easily used her telekinetic abilities to release her restraints, but she waited patiently, digesting a mouthful of hand sanitizer all in the love for her long lost son.
"Jason, pull off the road at this next truck stop", she softly but sternly demanded.
Jason, busy conversing with his friend, twisted his head to the back seat, and listening to his long lost "mom", quickly turned the wheel so that they all went barreling into the parking lot of the "Take a Load Off Truck and Gas Stop".
Patty could sense that it was time for them to lay low a while.
Plus, she was dying for one of those Hostess Ding Dongs. The cream-filled center practically had her moist with anticipation.
# posted by Trav @ 4/24/2005 07:31:00 PM 
