Saturday, April 09, 2005

 

Oh Come on...

Chris looks up from his plate and like a dog, stares at Jason with his head titled in confusion. Chris grabs Jason by the shirt collar and drags him out the door. "But what about our lunch? I'm starving!", Jason excalaims as he's being pulled out the door and the sight (as disturbing as it is) of his food, is getting smaller as it goes out of view. He hears Dirty Darlene screaming for them to come back because they haven't paid. They get in the car fast and start to drive off. As they are leaving the parking lot, they can see through the heavily stained windows, Darlene telling the cop about their "Dine and Dash". The cop runs for his patrol car and begins pursuit.

As Jason and Chris are speeding down the road with the police a block or two behind them in pursuit, Jason asks, "Would you mind telling me what the fuck that was about?"
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