Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Revealed!
As "Dangle" walked further into the dark building, he remembered, flashlights are part of my arsenal. The flashlight sparked to life as he pointed into the dark abyss, revealing the horrors that lurked beyond.
Dangle noticed three large high chairs with people in them. His heart started to race. He could not make out the faces of the trio in the chairs because their backs were to him. This adds an additional feeling of dread. "Should I continue in or wait for back up?", he thought. Supressing the fear, he proceeded to carry his shorty shorts and his piece into the unknown.
"Put your hands up!", he shouts. Six fraile arms reach towards the ceiling above. They are shaking. "Where's that big fuckin' freak baby thing?" He looks around. He's not to be seen, but Dangle knows that he's there. He can still smell him. His thoughts are taking over...
Oh God, the smell.
Getting close to the three high chairs now.
What was that!?!
Damn, where the hell is that ugly mother fucker?
As Dangle walks around the trio in the high chairs, he starts to make out their faces. These ladies look familiar. As he catches himself in a stare, the ManBaby jumps out of the oversized diaper basket in the corner of the room. He is running towards Dangle. He's got what looks like a milk bottle in his hand.
Just as the ManBaby is about to unleash whatever evil lurks in the bottle he is weilding, a loud crash is heard and light comes pouring into the building. A car is crashing through the wall. The car is heading for the ManBaby. The car is a Chevy Caviler. It's Jason and Chris!
Their car slams in to the ManBaby and barely misses Dangle as he runs over to the trio in the highchair and pushes them to the ground and out of the way of the speeding car. Dangle now remembers where he has seen these women before, on that music video with that marching band. It's Destiny's Child.
The Caviler comes to a stop, with the ManBaby still attached to the front of the car like a hood orniment or one of those pretty mermaid girls on old pirate ships. Jason and Chris stumble out of the car and see Dangle and the girls.
"Oh my God! It's Beyonce, Kelly and Michelle!", Chris exclaims.
Dangle noticed three large high chairs with people in them. His heart started to race. He could not make out the faces of the trio in the chairs because their backs were to him. This adds an additional feeling of dread. "Should I continue in or wait for back up?", he thought. Supressing the fear, he proceeded to carry his shorty shorts and his piece into the unknown.
"Put your hands up!", he shouts. Six fraile arms reach towards the ceiling above. They are shaking. "Where's that big fuckin' freak baby thing?" He looks around. He's not to be seen, but Dangle knows that he's there. He can still smell him. His thoughts are taking over...
Oh God, the smell.
Getting close to the three high chairs now.
What was that!?!
Damn, where the hell is that ugly mother fucker?
As Dangle walks around the trio in the high chairs, he starts to make out their faces. These ladies look familiar. As he catches himself in a stare, the ManBaby jumps out of the oversized diaper basket in the corner of the room. He is running towards Dangle. He's got what looks like a milk bottle in his hand.
Just as the ManBaby is about to unleash whatever evil lurks in the bottle he is weilding, a loud crash is heard and light comes pouring into the building. A car is crashing through the wall. The car is heading for the ManBaby. The car is a Chevy Caviler. It's Jason and Chris!
Their car slams in to the ManBaby and barely misses Dangle as he runs over to the trio in the highchair and pushes them to the ground and out of the way of the speeding car. Dangle now remembers where he has seen these women before, on that music video with that marching band. It's Destiny's Child.
The Caviler comes to a stop, with the ManBaby still attached to the front of the car like a hood orniment or one of those pretty mermaid girls on old pirate ships. Jason and Chris stumble out of the car and see Dangle and the girls.
"Oh my God! It's Beyonce, Kelly and Michelle!", Chris exclaims.
# posted by Brian @ 4/12/2005 06:28:00 PM 
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oh. my. freaking. lord. i was just trying to figure out how to bring those guys back into this and pow, there it is in a fucking hilarious neat little package!
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