Saturday, May 21, 2005
celebrities revealed!!!
paris climbed into the backseat and kicked off her shoes. she demurely pulled on her hollister skirt so it wouldn't ride up and show off her lady business.
chris looked at jason and mouthed something to him.
"what?" asked jason. chris repeated the mouth motion.
"what?" jason asked again.
this time as chris was mouthing his words at him he got punched in the arm. "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST FUCKING SAY IT!" jason shouted.
chris shrugged and turned around in his seat, facing their new passenger. "dude, that hotel only got built like 6 years ago!!! you're at least 18... aren't you?" he asked hopefully.
paris' face went from a look of complete boredom to one of dismay. her cover had been blown, and she knew it. slowly, she pulled off her mousy brown wig, exposing her trademark blonde tresses.
"hi, i'm paris hilton," she said, "maybe you've heard of me? now let's get this fucking museum thing over with, i have to go home and find a new city to hide out in afterwards."
chris looked at jason and mouthed something to him.
"what?" asked jason. chris repeated the mouth motion.
"what?" jason asked again.
this time as chris was mouthing his words at him he got punched in the arm. "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST FUCKING SAY IT!" jason shouted.
chris shrugged and turned around in his seat, facing their new passenger. "dude, that hotel only got built like 6 years ago!!! you're at least 18... aren't you?" he asked hopefully.
paris' face went from a look of complete boredom to one of dismay. her cover had been blown, and she knew it. slowly, she pulled off her mousy brown wig, exposing her trademark blonde tresses.
"hi, i'm paris hilton," she said, "maybe you've heard of me? now let's get this fucking museum thing over with, i have to go home and find a new city to hide out in afterwards."
# posted by Steph Calvert @ 5/21/2005 09:57:00 AM 
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the awesome part is i knew the paris hotel was really new, but i didn't know exactly when it was built so i called them and asked. and they were very helpful and acted like they got that question all the time.
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