Wednesday, May 04, 2005
what the shit!?!?!
"okay, like i haven't said this enough times today, but WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS!!?!?" shouted chris as he pulled an oversized baby bootie from the trunk and flung it to the ground in horror.
"oh, whoops..." said jason sheepishly, "sorry dude, i kinda put that in the trunk back at the barn... you know,... like a souvenier..." he trailed off.
"open the trunk all the way, chris" patty said, as she stepped behind jason to shield herself from whatever horror may wait in the trunk.
chris took a step closer to the trunk. he reached out and grabbed it, yanking it open - a disheveled young woman popped up, pointing a revolver at them. "GET THE FUCK BACK, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!" she yelled.
"oh, whoops..." said jason sheepishly, "sorry dude, i kinda put that in the trunk back at the barn... you know,... like a souvenier..." he trailed off.
"open the trunk all the way, chris" patty said, as she stepped behind jason to shield herself from whatever horror may wait in the trunk.
chris took a step closer to the trunk. he reached out and grabbed it, yanking it open - a disheveled young woman popped up, pointing a revolver at them. "GET THE FUCK BACK, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!" she yelled.
# posted by Steph Calvert @ 5/04/2005 08:28:00 PM 
